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Cartoon Rap Battles

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(This is just for fun.)

Cartoon Rap Battles!!

Jenny Wakeman

Vs.

Sari Sumdac!!!

Begin!

Jenny
Let's make this quick
I have a tune-up at noon.
Speaking of which
It seems that you'll need one pretty soon!

So you're that Sari chick, I see
The girl with that bright shiny key
Who used it to upgrade yourself to be
...absent for most of Season 3 ;)

Although I can relate to you
Since, at times, we have parental issues
At least my Mom built me
unlike your so-called "daddy"!

Sari
Oh you think your family's fine?
8 of your sisters were put offline
At least my dad calls me by my name,
XJ-9... ;)

You can do all these amazing things
yet you can't dish out a decent rap?
Why don't you transform into an outhouse
since you're so full of crap!

Jenny
Damn, what's up with that voice of yours!?
It would sound better coming out of a small horse!
I saved the world more alone than you have with your "friends"
Now that I've said that, it's clear now how this rap ends... ;)

Who won?
Who will be next?
I'm not really sure yet... lol
Just an idea that I had after watching some Epic Rap Battles^^

Jenny Wakeman (c) Nickelodeon

Sari Sumdac (c) Cartoon Network
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SwordSparks's avatar
I say Jenny won.